catering paribus

 Switzerland is the perfect demonstration of the Keynesian principle that paying people to open holes in cheese and then eat them up can create a booming economnomy.

Bill Clinton Recursion

def BillClintonRecursion():

    return  f"It depends upon what the meaning of the word {BillClintonRecursion()} is"

homosexuality in the animal kingdom

 it's time we addressed the elephant in the closet.

boost your aug

recent developments have established the utility of the use of augmentations during training of neural networks for computer vision. the intuition behind the mechanism is clear: an image close to the given one should be attributed the features close to the unperturbed one and this should lead to more robust performance whatever the task downstream.

rage against the machine learning

 the decisive battle against backpropagation will take place @torchnograd

Richard O'Nstruction

 - That's all very nice, but how do you actually sell communism? What's the elevator pitch for your ideals?

podolagny sex tips

 our method for foreplay, a pseudo-code for which presented here below, invariably converges to flow of vaginal fluids allowing for effortless penetration.

The Origin of your Family, your Privates, your Property in their current State

- why do men have two balls and a dick?

the Poverty of Philosophy

philosophers whose answer to the "mary's room" thought experiment is that she gains no knowledge by actually observing colours are kindly requested to become armchair experts in boxing and then join a tournament.

μπάφρικα γιουνάιτ

- what did Damian Marley say to his son when he cought him being sober?
- your grandpa would be rolling in his grave.

merchandise

$5 a piece, battery not included

what to take away from the oscars

the best movie was not explosive.

object oriented self improvement

class improvement:
      def __init__(self, self, confidence):
            self.self = self
            self.confidence += confidence

job interview

- so, what you think makes you the best fit for the position of capitalist?
- i was elected Miss Allocation of Resources in high-school for three consecutive years.

new year's resolution

become bourbon neutral by 2025.

the US-China tariff war in a nutshell

"If you raise the tariffs, we'll raise the tariffs too." That's what Xi said.

parsimony and monkeys

Occam was the patient zero of HIV.

Untitled

Ashen Visage of precarious Glory weaves the supplemental Frock of rigor Solace


                                                                                               


Translation

my dealer's cooler than Heisenberg

- hey, Karl, what you got for me?
- got weed, got molly, got poppers.
- those poppers good?
- no-one's proved they don't work.

farts are funny

- dude, you know that the oldest recorded joke is a fart joke?
- seriously?
- yeah, it's an ancient Sumerian joke: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
- i really don't get the joke...
- well, it doesn't tranlate well from ancient Sumerian.