quarter pounder with jazz

- did you know that the miles to kilometers ratio is quite close to the golden mean? this means you can use Fibonacci numbers to make the conversion: 5 miles is roughly 8 kilometers. it's not that difficult.
- yeah ok, but they should end this nightmare unit thing though. everybody just go metric and get over with it. metric's better.
- i dunno man, i mean, kilometer davis couldn't even blow.

ειλικρινής κριτική #4

- ωραίο ταινιάκι το certain women. νταξ, όχι κάτι το ιδιαίτερο, αλλά αξίζει να το δεις σπίτι.
- "τι έγινε ντίνα, σε γουστάρει η χωριάτισα;".

pseudo-science

- it's ridiculous man, i think like only greece and the us in the so-called developed world don't teach evolution in high-school. fucking theocratic republics, man.
- well, good for them.
- how's that?
- evolution's bullshit man, it can be disproved in ten seconds. i really don't know why we've been bothering with that shit for two centuries now.
- ok i'm ready, hit me.
- italians man.
- what's with them now?
- they speak with their noses and they hand-wave like crazy. there's no evolutionary use for their mouths and yet they still have them intact.

the bluetooth headphones experience

when your headphones feature a soft female voice providing the warning "battery low", what you actually get is

...breaking the law  

   battery low  

    breaking the law...

or

you can crash us

you can bruise us

but you'll have to answer to

oh, the guns of battery low