our method for foreplay, a pseudo-code for which presented here below, invariably converges to flow of vaginal fluids allowing for effortless penetration.
iterate until exhaustion of foreplay budget or until sufficient moisture is achieved
- roll a die
- if one, stroke the left nipple and suck the right one
- if two, stroke the right nipple and suck the left one
- if three, lick the vajayjay
- if four, lick the butt
- if five, finger the vajayjay
- if six, finger the butt
- check for results
ablation studies performed on the two-die equivalent showed a gain of only ~5% in expected foreplay budget, which does not justify the increase in space complexity.
the method is called "Monte Carlo Stimulation".
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