Δευτέρα, 24 Απριλίου 2017

ειλικρινής κριτική #3

- ψιλομαλακία μου φαίνεται η ταινιούλα σας να σας πω την αλήθεια.
- λέτε, ε;
- νταξ άμα δείξετε λίγο βυζί στο τρέηλερ μπορεί και να μήν πάτε μπίτι για φαλιμέντο.
- το λέτε ως σινεφίλ αυτό;
- ως ποδολάγνοια πάν' απ' όλα.

Σάββατο, 22 Απριλίου 2017

Παρασκευή, 21 Απριλίου 2017

Compalsoty applause coupling apple-pie order

The excessive skinned dark brown officer was chattering with his colleague and the senior manager when Sago perforated the background lull. In between slinking gestures, he darted his navy fedora aspiring to accord the hat with the hook, even by scrambling. And he triumphed! Forthwith, both of the audience of the stout, shifted their glance upon the victory, rebuffing their orator’s conversing enthusiasm and, rather, applauding Sago for his feat.

“Well done matey, nice shot!” said the elder.

“A proper neat as pin!” added the lovely female.

“Cheers, I am developing with practice, he… he… he…!” And then, the obese almost whimpered the wording:

“Hey! He got it this time, yey”

the wolf of wall street journal

citizen Kane had a less well-known business associate, citizen co-Kane.


- στη μολδαβία, λέει, η διαφθορά και η φτώχεια είναι τέτοιες σε έκταση, που κάποιοι βουλευτές εξαγοράστηκαν για μια οδοντόκρεμα.
- ναι ρε, είχαν βουίξει οι εφημερίδες. ήταν το λεγόμενο κολγκέητ-γκέητ.

Πέμπτη, 20 Απριλίου 2017

Commingling the boulder of retrospect

The city resider was strolling on his bicycle with his accompanying nimble acolyte, who wasn’t at all tacitum, kept ascending and plopping on his saddle, prancing about, making his companion to fret and repine. At the next instant, a scarce noise like a brattle, commenced to emanate predominantly from the rear shaft.  They both terminated.
“I discern a brisk wobble on the back wheel”, said the resident.
“Spin the wheel faster as if to…” but the latter didn’t managed to completely develop his remark. He was abruptly interrupted by the afflicted protagonist. With a scowl drawn on his face he regarded:
“Stop playing the erudite and allow me to detect the malfunction! This susceptibility of yours, I can advise, is quite irritating!”
“But, I am not performing the witty… I just…”
“Yes, you do… stop it, allow me to hearken...”
At the same instant, an ambulance started racing and blustering loudly, shrouding the whole ambient in mere peril for the members’ ears, an explicit, outrageous ado. The speaker was hollering as voluminous as an old-steam engine’s horn. Both pals were kneeling down, with the inspector, trying to detect the source of the vibration while the ambulance was shrieking just about eight feet further from the spot. With contention, the surveyor stated profoundly:
“I think, I know what the problem is.”

the quantum elephant in the room

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quarks like a duck, then it probably is strange.

Τετάρτη, 19 Απριλίου 2017

Inexplicable orb

The vagary of the drone denizen could not be halted when he encountered his colleague wearing reading glasses in the middle of the day

 “It is mere perilous to con reading glasses with such a glorious sun,” the robot hinted to the studious impostor.

 “Why, what will happen? What is the problem with that?” queried the reader, full of scarce distrust… and right away, the unison was lapsed by sunbeams, melting the eyes of the bookworm.